Shippin' Irishofsky Like No Tomorrow

Stop shipping Rory and Dave. No, no fucking way.

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 22:39:58 -0400

Never.

amethyst-archer: send-me-the-moon: amethyst-archer: puckurting...

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 22:38:21 -0400

send-me-the-moon:

amethyst-archer:

puckurtingpirateprincess:

i love him so much <3

omgosh i love him i

Is Dave coming back the fourth or fifth episode? Because I heard fourth multiple times, but I thought that the fifth had the gay bar, so, I’m confused.

I think its the fifth episode.

Okay, so my short-lived hopes of Irishofsky can now sink to the bottom of the sea floor (not that him being in the fourth episode would have really mattered anyway, but it gave me some sort of hope). Hopefully, he gets someone. Maybe Sebastian will turn out to be decent. My sister was talking to me about how he’s supposed to be like the male version of Santana, and I’ve always said I would ship Santofsky hardcore if they were straight, so we’ll see.

ETA: I took this part out so I could reblog and answered your question as I had edited it in after you reblogged before I saw it, but you probably saw it and then deleted the reblog, so anyway, I’m just going to put it back in and leave it haha.

I could start shipping Davebastian. I just need the people to already show up so I can stop presuming things about their personalities.

Already defecting from Irishofsky… Oh well.

Photo

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 22:37:37 -0400

I'm pretty pessimistic

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 22:34:39 -0400

Because they’re bringing that new, gay warbler in, I think that the writers probably won’t make Rory bi. It’s been a pleasure meeting you, leprechauns.

WHAT IF ITS SANTANA WHO SHOVES RORY INTO THE LOCKER

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:01:49 -0400

brittanafaberry-gleek:

And Dave yells at her, citing the bully whips and then proceeds to ~~make~~ ask out Rory?

Unpopular Opinion Apparently:

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 05:59:47 -0400

gleekamber:

Im Actually Sorta Excited For Rory’s Character….

NOT ALONE. Hai, from the leprechauns. :D

You know you ship Irishofsky when you buy Irish creme coffee creamer because of it...

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:13:00 -0400

emmeluv-u:

Irish cream is DELICIOUS. Dave would know.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DAVE'S IN THE FOURTH EPISODE - THE ONE CALLED "POT OF GOLD."

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:12:05 -0400

bloodofanenglishman:

animejune:

Holy shit.

Pot of Gold.

HOLY SHIT DAMIAN AND DAVE FIRST APPEAR IN THE SAME EPISODE.

IRISHOFSKY.

IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

can the pot of gold be dave’s ass or

^This is why I fucking love leprechauns. Okay? Let me love you, rainbow riders.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DAVE'S IN THE FOURTH EPISODE - THE ONE CALLED "POT OF GOLD."

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:00:52 -0400

niwina:

gleekprincess25:

meagansphilosophy:

animejune:

Holy shit.

Pot of Gold.

HOLY SHIT DAMIAN AND DAVE FIRST APPEAR IN THE SAME EPISODE.

IRISHOFSKY.

IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

dear god i would be so fucking happy

I WILL PRAY TO THE LEPRECHAUN GOD.

IT HAD BETTER/

cupcakekurt: whateveriwantt: Irishofsky, I BELIEVE! haha, just...

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:59:56 -0400

cupcakekurt:

whateveriwantt:

Irishofsky, I BELIEVE!

haha, just a drawing about rory’s first day at WMH ;) hope you like it :D

Can this happen or?

Rory: spots Dave Dave!

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:57:00 -0400

Rory: *spots Dave* Dave!
Dave: Oh, hi, Rory. *walks in the direction away from Rory*
Rory: Wait up.
Dave: What do you want?
Rory: You haven't talked to me since...
Dave: Since what?
Rory: Okay, don't act like it didn't happen.
Dave: I can't act like it didn't happen. The whole school reminds me of it every day.
Rory: It's okay.
Dave: No, it's not okay.
Rory: What, did somebody carve "fag" into your locker?
Dave: No, nothing like that, but everyone looks at me different. I hear whispers everywhere I go, and that's not even the worst of it.
Rory: Well, what is then?
Dave: I'm out. I'm out before I wanted to be, and it doesn't even matter.
Rory: What do you mean?
Dave: I'm still alone.
Rory: *holds out arms* Come here.
Dave: Why?
Rory: This is called a hug. I assumed they still had them in America.
Dave: Fine. *walks closer to Rory*
Rory: *Puts arms around Dave's neck* It's going to get better.
Dave: How do you know?
Rory: Once you accept yourself, it's easier for other people to accept you.
Dave: How would you know that?
Rory: Because I went through it.
Dave: What do you mean?
Rory: I'm bisexual. I thought you knew. Brittany broadcasted it on Fondue for Two: Leprechaun Edition. Now that I think of it, she only used words like, "Part-shark and Part-Dolphin", so I guess maybe people didn't understand. I'm probably too used to her terms because I'm living with her.
Dave: *pulls out of the hug* I - I didn't know.
Rory: If you ever need someone to talk to...
Dave: Can you leave?
Rory: Dave-
Dave: I'd really rather just be alone right now. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
Rory: Okay *walks away*
Dave: *once Rory is gone, slams fist into the wall* Well, damn. Isn't this just wonderful? It turns out my straight crush isn't straight.

People shipping Rory/Brittany and Rory/Santana:

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:44:26 -0400

damianmcgintyismypatronus:

irishofsky:

damianmcgintyismypatronus:

IRISHOFSKY FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

Why the fuck would anyone be shipping him with Santana?

I have no idea. But I keep seeing “OMG RORY/SANTANA!~!one!1”

People shipping Rory/Brittany and Rory/Santana:

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:40:34 -0400

damianmcgintyismypatronus:

IRISHOFSKY FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

Why the fuck would anyone be shipping him with Santana?

Psst.. What does RIB mean? I feel like a terrible person for not comprehending.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:33:00 -0400

Ryan-Ian-Brad, or as one of the original leprechauns (yes, I feel the need to give credit), dubbed them, the all too appropriate “Unholy Trollity”. You’re not a terrible person.

Here, have a gif.

Guys, this is good news. Okay?

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:22:00 -0400

We all knew Rory would be bisexual. No need to start sobbing. Now, we finally get a bisexual guy, and we all know that there will be making out with Dave Karofsky in the locker rooms at some point because RIB may be stupid, but they don’t want to be dead.

Obviously Rory/Brittany is not endgame

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:18:44 -0400

Because we all know they’re both bisexual, and there are two people who need some homosexual loving, and it would be fucked up to not let them have it.

If the writers fucking plan on not getting Dave a boyfriend this season:

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:07:00 -0400

I will continue to ship Irishofsky with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns even if they have a scene in which Rory's tongue is shoved down some girl's throat.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:03:00 -0400

admiller:

We all know he’s secretly thinking of Dave anyway.

Dave gets outed because Jacob Ben Israel follows them to the gay bar, and catches him on tape there. Rory tries to talk to him, but Dave is like, “You don’t understand, Ireland. Okay? I already know you and that ditzy blonde are dating, but I’m alone, and people hate me for something I can’t change”, and Rory’s like, “David, you idiot, ever since I found out that you actually like boys, all thoughts of Brittany have been replaced by you,” and Dave is like, “le wut?”, and Rory’s like, “I’m bisexual, you moron,” and then he throws him against the wall and they kiss.

RIB and the Glee fandom If Irishofsky does not fucking happen,...

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:59:56 -0400

RIB and the Glee fandom

If Irishofsky does not fucking happen, THIS.

cupcakekurt: First Look at Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan! ...

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:57:48 -0400

cupcakekurt:

First Look at Damian McGinty as Rory Flanagan!

On November 1, the first of The Glee Project’s two grand-prize winners, Damian McGinty, makes his Glee debut as Irish exchange student Rory Flanagan. “I am having the time of my life,” reports the Derry, Ireland, native, who will be on the show for at least seven episodes. “Rory is living with Brittany [Heather Morris], who thinks he is her own personal leprechaun only she can see.”

While the cast took to Damian right away, not everyone at McKinley High appreciates the sophomore’s charms. “He does a little falsetto in his first song, and Kurt did not like that because Kurt’s the soprano of the group and doesn’t want that taken from him,” says Chris Colfer. And Santana “quietly is in love with Brittany,” adds Damian, “so she doesn’t like Rory because he also has a thing for Brittany.” Sounds like Santana may have cause for concern: “We just did a fun scene in Brittany’s bedroom,” says Damian. The luck of the Irish, indeed!

Source

I do believe you are bisexual, kind sir, now go find Dave.

You THINK you’re in quietly love with Brittany, Rory, but you when you get lured to that gay bar and crash into Dave Karofsky, you will be head over heels in love.